OK
I hope you won't take it as a racist joke (after all I have an Israeli passport)

Jewish guy comes to a rabbi.
"Rebe, I have a problem. My son has converted to Christianity. What should I do?"
So rabbi says: "Wait, I have to talk to the God"

After a while rabbi says to a Jewish guy: "Listen I've talked to the God and He says that he has the same problem."

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"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist" Dom Helder Camara