After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my
wallet at home. I told her I will have to go home and come back later.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me", and she processed my Social Security application. When I got
home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security
office. She said , "You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability