I got one!

"Bend over..." a lawyer says.

"What...!" a goon says.

"Bend over, now! Quick!" the lawyer says, shoving the goon over his desk, tears down his trousers, shoved a key up his arse, then pulls up the trousers while the goon howls with pain. Then the goon was shoved into the seat, and forcefully shut up, as the door slammed open, and a cop came in.

"Stop, you gents!" the cop says, as he came up to the desk holding out his hand, "The key, if you please." His stare is ice-cold, terrifying.

The lawyer smiled and says, "Well, it ain't here, it's somewhere in the bog."

The goon silenced a whimper, barely audible, but the cop heard. He turned and says, "Sore?" He nodded. Glances at the lawyer and says, "He did it again, did he? Hides a hard object up your arse?"

The goon nodded, unwillingly.

The cop says, "That's what you get for getting in bed with a lawyer!"

Get it? Lawyers have a way of getting in your arses without your permssion, ahahahah!!!!!!!! Bunch of poofs, ehehe!!!