05-02-2008, 10:19 PM
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Useek File Corporal
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Thailand
Posts: 10
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The Worst Age to Be
Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel
like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothing,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you don't
have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the
toilet all day and nothing comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no
problem at all.'
'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'
'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop
;every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00.' |