A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need
to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to
log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for
the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to
his
wife that he was keying in.... (page down)













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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:



***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

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