three vampires having a debate about who's the best among them. after the endless debate they decide to have a competition about who is the best vampire among them.
vampire 1: did you see that bunch of soldier? i can kill them and suck them dry in 30 minutes. he prove his words.
vampire 2: did u see that village? i can kill each and every one of them in 15 minutes, he amazes the other two for completing his job.
vampire 3: i will kill every people in this country.
the third vampire run as fast as the wind and return within 5 minutes to the place they met with his face full of blood.
vampire 1:did u kill all of them?
vampire 3:...
vampire 3: did u see that telephone pole?
vampire1,2: yes
vampire 3: did u see that telephone pole??
vampire1,2: yes!!
vampire 3: but i don,t!!!!!!!!(crying)
well he's too fast, that he can't see the pole and struck his face to the pole busting each and every single blood vein in his face.