Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the
bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now
on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think
he'll jump? "

Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jum p."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer
placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to
his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her
20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your
money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would
jump."

The blonde replied, "I saw this too, but I didn't
think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.