04-15-2008, 02:47 AM
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The Mean Kitty Song
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LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
hes an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but hed rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just wont care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
Hes so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
hes a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Whered you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you dont get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know youre probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
Youre not invisible kitty, Im gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
Ive seen where you hide and I know where youve been
Hey kitty why dont you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, Im prepared
Cause Ive got my safety gear on and Im not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but Im not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, Im gonna get you now
Ive got em cornered
and now hes mine
Hes not gonna get away this time
Ill snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! Hes asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? Im confused
Hes got a bed, but its never been used
In every waking moment, kittys out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kittys out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when Im on the phone
Im a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
Hes the best little cat that Ive had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasnt fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, thats all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, Im sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didnt want to do a simple talking blog about my Spartas little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
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