guy walks into a bar and an old guy askes him if he wants to buy a ferret no said the first guy and the old guy asked again he kept asking for hours untell the first guy said ok how much 50 said the old man not worth it said the first guy but it will give you the best blow job youve ever had said the old guy how do you mean said the first put him down you trousers and if its not the best blow job youve had i wont ask again said the old guy and if it is the best then you pay me 50, ok said the first guy and put the ferret down his trousers wow he said that was fantastic and gave the old man his 50 the guy then went home and found his wife in the kitchen he took out the ferret and gave it to her and said here learn this to cook then fu** off