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03-12-2007, 07:42 PM
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three vampires having a debate about who's the best among them. after the endless debate they decide to have a competition about who is the best vampire among them.
vampire 1: did you see that bunch of soldier? i can kill them and suck them dry in 30 minutes. he prove his words. vampire 2: did u see that village? i can kill each and every one of them in 15 minutes, he amazes the other two for completing his job. vampire 3: i will kill every people in this country. the third vampire run as fast as the wind and return within 5 minutes to the place they met with his face full of blood. vampire 1:did u kill all of them? vampire 3:... vampire 3: did u see that telephone pole? vampire1,2: yes vampire 3: did u see that telephone pole?? vampire1,2: yes!! vampire 3: but i don,t!!!!!!!!(crying) well he's too fast, that he can't see the pole and struck his face to the pole busting each and every single blood vein in his face. 
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03-14-2007, 08:40 AM
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Bloody telephone poles......Isn't it about time telephones were cabled underground!!!!
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03-14-2007, 06:48 PM
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hehe This is a cute joke! I like it, I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna share that one with my son.
 Bravo! 
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11-20-2007, 07:13 PM
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heh I really liked that
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