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Old 06-14-2007, 02:00 AM
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Man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey.
The shop owner pointed out three identical monkeys and said,

"The monkey to the left costs 500 dollars."
Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered.
The owner replied,

"Well, it knows how to use a computer."
The man asked about the next monkey on the perch.
"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system."
Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third monkey.
"That one costs 2,000 dollars."
"And what does that one do?" the man asked.
The owner replied,

"To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him boss!"

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Old 06-14-2007, 02:37 AM
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awesome..good stuff thanks
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:25 AM
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hah. niiice.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:08 PM
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Ain't that the truth!! Great Joke!!!


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Old 06-19-2007, 05:26 AM
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Thanks for passing by
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:29 PM
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Default awesome I got one like that at work
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:41 PM
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that was pretty good
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:43 PM
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a guy was walking........................................... .................................................. ........................................thennnnnnn n..............heeee...........fell!
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:09 AM
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a guy was walking........................................... .................................................. ........................................thennnnnnn n..............heeee...........fell!

Is that a joke or a story I'm still waiting for the end of it.

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Old 06-26-2007, 09:32 AM
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goldenboi7 are you taking the piss??? If so don't this is a warning!!!

Thanks for joke summer made me laugh LAUGHOUT
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