Wal Mart greeter
Subject: Hello: The Wal-Mart Greeter
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>>The Wal-Mart Greeter
>> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
>>withHer two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
>>entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and
>>welcome toWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The
>>ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't.'
>>'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?
>>Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,'
>>replied the greeter. 'I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice.''Have
>>a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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