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Old 10-03-2007, 10:54 AM
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if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
the human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
a cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death
banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
the male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. the female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
the flea can jump 350 times its body length. it's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
the catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
some lions mate over 50 times a day.
butterflies taste with their feet.
right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (if you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
a cat's urine glows under a black light.
an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. starfish have no brains
polar bears are left-handed.
humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:58 AM
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hi you learn somthing new every day thx lol
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:38 PM
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and pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes or more (lucky pigs lol)
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