So Clinton and the Pope died one the same day and they going together upstairs to heaven. Suddenly some sign says "POPE GO LEFT", so he does and come to the port of hell. Judas opens the door and say to the Pope, come on in. The Pope ask judas, what is the meaning of this, my hole life I was praying to God and the holy virgin Maria and then I go to hell, that bastard Clinton have done everything what God has forbidden and he goes to heaven. So Judas take his big book and say to the Pope, you are right but today I can't do nothing about but tomorrow I make it alright.
So the next day the Pope was let out of Hell and follow the signs to heaven.
On his way, suddenly he see Clinton coming his way. Petrus is no stupid guy and has discover the mistake and send Clinton out and say to him GO TO HELL. When Clinton is close enough to the Pope, the Pope say to Clinton what an stupid mistake they make. He said you have done everything thats wrong and I have doing only good. I have Praise the Lord, praying to the holy virgin Maria, weil the Pope was talking, Clinton says the holy virgin Maria, HAHAHA, sorry but then you have to come yesterday.

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