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Old 10-15-2007, 07:03 PM
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Default Feel Like A Woman, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Travel Humor

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A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"

She sees a hand rise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's rippling muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane.

He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

Eagerly, she shakes her head and exclaims, "Yes!"

The man hands her his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."

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Andrew Lopez, RN
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Old 10-17-2007, 06:59 AM
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Cool lol

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i knew it would be nothing sexy lol
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Old 10-17-2007, 03:24 PM
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nice one
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:35 AM
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nice and clean
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