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Old 10-16-2007, 04:37 PM
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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"


The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
' Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
' Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"


"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.

The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."

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Old 10-16-2007, 04:44 PM
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by what i hear that is soooooooo true
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Old 10-17-2007, 03:36 AM
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Old 10-17-2007, 06:40 AM
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looooooooooooooool
you guys should think before getting merride to us coz we have it all
lol
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Old 10-17-2007, 03:26 PM
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nice one summer like it.
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:31 PM
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looooooooooooooool
you guys should think before getting merride to us coz we have it all
lol

yap. think again dude
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:16 PM
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Thanks to u all I'm glade u liked it.
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Old 10-20-2007, 11:08 PM
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I loled hard.
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:21 AM
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hey it's a good one..........
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Old 10-21-2007, 08:57 AM
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very good summer
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