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Old 10-18-2007, 02:29 PM
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head.
Bad spellers of the world untie.
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