It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

It is illegal for cabbies to carry rabid dogs or corpses

Cab drivers must ask all passengers if they have small pox of the plague

Royal Navy ships which enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London

The head of any dead whale found on the British coast becomes the property of the King and the tail belongs to the Queen should she need the bones for her corset

Brits are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London Bridge without being charged a toll and drive geese down Cheapside

It is an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District, although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am

Londoners are not allowed to keep a pigsty in front of their homes

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British Monarch upside down

Under the UKs Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you dont want him to know, though you dont have to tell him anything you dont mind him knowing

In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants even, if she so requests, in a policemans helmet.

In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark

In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day

In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle

In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset

In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
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With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

London Taxis must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI).

Mince pies can not be eaten on Christmas day

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

A license is required to keep a lunatic.

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

In Scotland, You may not fish on Sundays

In Scotland, it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow

Trespassing on someone else's land is legal in Scotland

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon

In Hawaii, you will be fined if you dont own a boat

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum

In Milan there is a law that requires citizens to smile at all times except for those at funerals or visiting hospitals

In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle

In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation

In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long

In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a womans genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror

In Australia, children may not purchase cigarettes but can smoke them

In Australia, it is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar

In France, between the hours of 8am and 8pm, 70% of the music on the radio must be by French composers

In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear

In Thailand, you must wear a shirt while driving a car

In Thailand, it is illegal to step of any of the nations currency

In Utah, Birds have the right of way on the highway

In Canada, it is illegal to pay for a 50 cent item with just pennies

In Ireland, it is illegal to smoke any form of tobacco on Grafton St in Dublin

In China, you may only have one child or you have to pay a fine

In Japan there is no age of consent

In Germany, every office must have a view of the sky, however small

In Germany, it is illegal to wear a mask

In Italy, it is illegal for a man to wear a skirt

In Korea, the eating of stray cats is illegal

In Switzerland, clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday

In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself while standing up after 10pm

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