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Old 10-29-2007, 05:51 PM
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )




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"A Last Name." You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?
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Old 10-29-2007, 06:05 PM
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fantastic~~~~~~
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Old 10-29-2007, 07:07 PM
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Is this all your joked? I don't really care, but their all funny! Good Job!
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Old 10-29-2007, 09:59 PM
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they were all e-mails to me from various people but I thought they were so good, I just had to share them.
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Old 10-30-2007, 02:31 PM
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There's also a riddle where the answer is nothing
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:14 AM
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Lol, I saw that coming. Everyone knows Ahnuld is/was a juicer and the juice shrinks your winky, so Ahnuld's winky isn't long, but his last name is.
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:42 PM
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yeah like it thx lol
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