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Old 10-29-2007, 05:00 PM
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Default Social Security Office Visit

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my
wallet at home. I told her I will have to go home and come back later.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me", and she processed my Social Security application. When I got
home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security
office. She said , "You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:03 PM
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omg this is too funny
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:05 PM
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Default breaktime

Gotta take a break. Maybe more tomorrow. Thanks for reading.
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:07 PM
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thanks for posting..im sure you will make many smile with these
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:17 PM
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very good lol
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Old 11-01-2007, 10:51 PM
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love it! good job.
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:07 PM
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Very funny indeed!
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Old 11-10-2007, 08:26 PM
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good one, never heard of it before
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Old 11-12-2007, 08:05 PM
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Nice one LOL
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Old 11-13-2007, 05:36 AM
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Love it. LOL!
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