A man who just got his salary decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good you can see my house far away up on that hill.” The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. “What’s so funny?” asks the clerk. “I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in your house,” the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he gives the man two bullets. “I’ll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s penis off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says: “You know what? I think I can do it in one shot.”