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Old 11-03-2007, 06:52 AM
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to
Florida to thaw out during one
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay
at the very same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult
to coordinate their travel
schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and
flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was
a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally left
out one letter in her e-mail address, and
without realizing his error, he
sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... somewhere in Houston, a widow
had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister of many
years who was called home to
glory following a sudden heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message,
she fainted. The widow's son
rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've arrived
Date: 25 Sept 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They
have computers here now and
you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved
ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your
journey is as uneventful as
mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:47 PM
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WOW! What a shock for her!
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