A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The
blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and
told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the
garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
house?"

The man replied, "She should - she was standing on it. Do you think she's
dumb?" "No," replied the wife. "I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by
all the 'dumb blonde' e-mail jokes we've been receiving."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."