Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:What's for dinner?
SAFER:
Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS Are you wearing that?
SAFER Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS What are you so worked up about?
SAFER Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS Should you be eating that?
SAFER I know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS What did you DO all day?
SAFER I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE Here, have some wine .




13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect