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Old 11-23-2007, 09:42 AM
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Default second hand car

2 Womans with old ages (75 and 80) buy a second hand car and they are very happy with it.
But a little bit strange is that they every day between 11.00am and 13.oo pm sitting in the car but don't start and never drive with it. This go on for days.
A neighbour see this every day and don't understand WHY. So he goes to the womans and ask the woman behind the wheel why they does that.
The woman a little shy say to him, people told us that when you buy a second hand car you always be fuckt. Now that's where we waiting for.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:50 AM
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good one..started my day with a giggle
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:44 AM
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Default wahahahahahaha!!!!

Nice joke.... let me laugh.. heheheheeh!!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:37 AM
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hehe hi there
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:54 PM
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A bit confused...
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:37 AM
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lol, funny as hell!
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Old 12-29-2007, 11:10 AM
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Quite funny
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Old 02-17-2008, 08:42 AM
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LoooL
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Old 02-17-2008, 03:33 PM
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rofl, too true
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