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Old 12-12-2007, 08:52 AM
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Anyone has any good yo mama jokes to share?
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:30 PM
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Well I know some off the top of my head...
Yo momma's glasses are sooo thick when she looks at a map, she see people wavin'.
Yo momma wears a nice hat...

Heres a comeback:
Person 1: Yo momma likes old men
Person 2: Yeah she does, because they perform better than you.
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:26 AM
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here a few...
Your mama is so fat.....

small objects orbit here....
when i tell here to haul ass, she gotta make 2 trips...
that when here beeper goes off folks think she's backing up....

cheers.
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Old 01-24-2008, 01:35 AM
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hahahahhahaha
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:04 PM
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hahahahahahahahahhaha
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:20 AM
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got a good one


ya momma's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday!!!! lol

ya momma's so fat everytime she steps on the scales it says 90210 lol
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Old 02-25-2008, 05:36 PM
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Your momma is so cross eyed, when she cries tears run down her back.
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Old 02-25-2008, 09:53 PM
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I got one
Your momma is so short you can see her feet in her drivers lincese
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