Enjoy!

AMY



A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price, the more sheer, the higher her the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it
to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears
naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief!
You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.

lmao, didn't see that coming. Thanks for the laugh

indeed that was funny~~

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What shot? Did she had a gun in her hand just in case her hubby says the wrong word? Man, that's dangerous. When I'm with my girl, I always, without fail, check for weapons, just in case. You never know who might crack and starts killing, so I don't trust my girl, or anyone. I never trust anyone since I watch some kind of bloke shoots a guy in the head and all that blood came pulsing out, big, then smaller and smaller and barely any. I was six at the time and I saw it on the news, Channel Two, I think. The guys was both asian, perhaps Vietnam, maybe. The guy standing, that was the guy with the silver revolver gun or was it automatic gun? Not sure. The other guy was on his knee, he was not happy, tired I think. I saw it all, graphic detail, in the time it took. a minute, or was it short? I don't know. What I know is it stayed with me and I never trust anyone ever again. I felt such anger at people who might have ulterior motives all my life since I saw that. And most of all, I developed such a killer consience that I cannot do any wrong thing without feeling guilty. It's such a pain. I'm still stuck with it. I also still don't trust anyone. Oh well.

lol nice one

Excellent.

weks.....