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AMY

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him
for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered
an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place,
since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able
to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney,
who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper:
'Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
where the 10 million dollar is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back:
'I don't know what you are talking about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather:
'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,
puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says:
'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to the underling:
'He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind
the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'

The Godfather asks the attorney:
'Well, what'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls
to pull the trigger.'

Don't ya just love lawyers?

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"Bend over..." a lawyer says.

"What...!" a goon says.

"Bend over, now! Quick!" the lawyer says, shoving the goon over his desk, tears down his trousers, shoved a key up his arse, then pulls up the trousers while the goon howls with pain. Then the goon was shoved into the seat, and forcefully shut up, as the door slammed open, and a cop came in.

"Stop, you gents!" the cop says, as he came up to the desk holding out his hand, "The key, if you please." His stare is ice-cold, terrifying.

The lawyer smiled and says, "Well, it ain't here, it's somewhere in the bog."

The goon silenced a whimper, barely audible, but the cop heard. He turned and says, "Sore?" He nodded. Glances at the lawyer and says, "He did it again, did he? Hides a hard object up your arse?"

The goon nodded, unwillingly.

The cop says, "That's what you get for getting in bed with a lawyer!"

Get it? Lawyers have a way of getting in your arses without your permssion, ahahahah!!!!!!!! Bunch of poofs, ehehe!!!

Lawyer jokes never get old.

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