Enjoy!

AMY

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet!!!.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

That's exactly right!

a.. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
b.. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
c.. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
d.. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
e.. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation.
f.. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
g.. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
h.. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
i.. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
j.. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
k.. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive *******.
l.. If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
m.. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
n.. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
o.. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
p.. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
q.. If she asks you, it's a favor.
r.. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
s.. If you don't, you're gay.
t.. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
u.. If you don't, you're unromantic.
v.. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
w.. If you don't, you're a slob.
x.. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
y.. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
z.. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
aa.. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
ab.. If she has a headache, she's tired.
ac.. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
ad.. If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
ae.. If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!

Jane you sure did hit that one on the head

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heher! Very fun!

lol, too true

Good one!!!

hahah never send a woman to home depot