The Worst Age to Be

panteraltd · #1 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 10:19 PM

Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel
like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothing,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you don't
have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the
toilet all day and nothing comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no
problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop
;every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'

hueydewey · #2 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 11:11 PM

good one indeed

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