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Q&A's Q: What's the difference between a cricket-sportsman and a condom? A: The cricketer drops the catch and the condom catches the drop Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward.. forward...backward...forward... stop and eject Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble Q: qualities to be a perfect woman: A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful. Self-Organised In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Q: Who is a gynecologist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a Place where most people find pleasure! LOVE U ALL 
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